How Would You Describe The Taste Of French Fries?

How Would You Describe The Taste Of French Fries? They’re kind of pungent, a little dry, with a texture like mashed potatoes. However, they’re criminally undersalted. Sometimes crispy, sometimes not, these fries taste kind of like earthy, real potatoes, but they definitely have some metallic, processed undertones. How do you describe the taste of fries?