“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
What does the French guy say in Monty Python?
French:
Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons
! French: Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. French: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person.
What does your mother is a hamster?
French soldier: “I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was
a hamster
, and your father smelt of elderberries.”
Who said she turned into Newt?
Quote by
Graham Chapman
: “She turned me into a newt. … But I got better…”
Are elderberries smell?
Berries are purplish-black, about 1/8” in diameter, growing in droopy umbrella-shaped clusters. They
give off a musky odor
. (Remember the Frenchman's insult in Monty Python and The Holy Grail: “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” ) Safety point: Elderberries should not be eaten raw.
What are the three questions asked in Monty Python?
King Arthur was the fourth- the first two questions were the same as for Lancelot, Robin and Galahad, but the third was: “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” Arthur asked which kind of swallow: African or European, and
when the bridgekeeper answered “I don't know that
“, he was thrown into the gorge …
What does the Black Knight say in Monty Python?
Black Knight: (calling after them)
Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards!! Come back here and take what's coming to you!
What does calling someone a hamster mean?
Hamsters have cute, chubby cheeks. … So, someone with a round face is sometimes compared to a hamster and called
hamster face
. This epithet can be affectionate, self-deprecating, or insulting.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house maarten or the plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, but these are not strangers to our land! Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur:
Not at all! They could be carried.
Does she weigh more than a duck?
A duck floats in water [bread, apples, very small rocks, cider, gravy, cherries, mud, churches, lead]. If the woman weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood.
The woman weighs the same as a duck
. Therefore, the woman is a witch.
What do cloudberries smell like?
Description/Taste
The cloudberry is similar in taste to the blackberry and is orange-yellow in color. This unusual berry gives off
a musky odor
.
Does elderberry syrup smell bad?
Elder's
scent produces negative associations and characterizations
that give the smell a bad name. Shakespeare immortalized it as “stinking Elder”. This is not about elderberries, though. As the flowers age they take on a narcotic urine-like smell, that some find unappealing.
How do you get rid of the smell of elderberry?
- Cut new canes below the ground as they come up in spring. …
- Scar elderberry stems and spray the plants with herbicide that contains glyphosate, 2,4-D, dicamba, or combination of these effective chemicals. …
- Cut thick shrub stalks a few inches above the ground.
Why is Monty Python called that?
The words “Monty Python” were added
because they claimed it sounded like a really bad theatrical agent, the sort of person who would have brought them together
, with John Cleese suggesting “Python” as something slimy and slithery, and Eric Idle suggesting “Monty”.
What do the monks chant in Monty Python?
In several scenes the monks chant in Latin: “
Pie Jesu domine, dona eis requiem”
. The translation of this is: “Merciful Lord Jesus, grant them rest.” It's part of the standard Latin funeral rite. The German heavy metal band Blind Guardian sampled this on the opening track of their album “Follow the Blind”.
What is your favorite color Monty Python quote?
Bridgekeeper: What…is your favorite color?
Lancelot: Blue
. Bridgekeeper: Right, off you go.
